Gender

August 12th, 2008 by matt

Let’s talk about sex, babies.

Rachel and I have decided not to find out in advance what the sexes of the twins are. Partly, this is because we like the idea of being surprised, but mostly (for me at least) I don’t want anyone to know in advance whether we’re having boys or girls because I do not want to be inundated with pretty pink princess crap, or sports and cowboys crap. DO NOT WANT.

It’s odd to me how common it is to find out the sex of your unborn baby. In our twins class, we’re the only couple out of 9 who didn’t already know what they were having. When we went to Babies “R” Us to start our registry, the woman at the checkout was apalled that we weren’t finding out. “But,” she pleaded, “how will you buy bedding?”

I get it that, traditionally, pink clothes and sheets with flowers and such are for girls, while blue stuff with balls and trucks and cars are for boys, but I can’t shake my bafflement that anyone thinks a one-month old cares what’s printed on his or her crib sheet. Even burpcloths are gendered. Burpcloths! Because, God knows, if a boy throws up onto a towel with flowers on it, it will turn him gay.

I swear, if we have a girl, I’m totally dressing her in this “chick magnet” onesie. Because this makes me kind of queasy.


3 Responses to “Gender”

  1. Carry on August 12, 2008 12:23 pm

    I love you guys!!! I absolutely HATE the whole color/gender thing. Though my brother took it even further and declared that anything hand knit was for girls! I couldn’t knit anything for his boys when they were babies…

    And if you have a girl (or two)? I am totally buy this one: http://www.cafepress.com/evilgeniusstore.240710812

  2. Rachel on August 12, 2008 4:47 pm

    Carry, that onesie is awesome! Thank god there are some sane people in this world (two that come to mind are you and the person who designed that onesie).

    Hon, thanks for being so uncommonly enlightened!

  3. kris on August 12, 2008 11:14 pm

    You realize that I’ll start training your daughter(s) for a triathlon next summer at Winnie, right? I’ll also play basketball with them.

    Seriously, though–I’m excited that you guys aren’t finding out. Just don’t tell the BRU people that you’re painting the room blue!

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