Weight

November 28th, 2008 by matt

I can now reveal to you my secret foolproof plan that will enable you, like me, to lose ten pounds in a mere three weeks. Just follow these easy steps:

  1. Have twins.

4 Responses to “Weight”

  1. leigh on November 28, 2008 3:09 pm

    nice.

  2. Lisa E. on November 29, 2008 1:16 am

    I at first thought this post was by Rachel (and didn’t really think about the three weeks part), what with there being 10 pounds of twins.

  3. mothhair on November 29, 2008 8:03 am

    What’s your backup strategy?

  4. Wapsy on November 29, 2008 9:01 am

    I can report grimly that there is no residual benefit for grandparents.

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